Proton Helpline and Service Center

Previously… We talked about Toyota Assist… And now episode 2, featuring Proton Helpline

Case 1

Automated Reception: Terima kasih kerana membuat panggilan Proton Helpline. Untuk Bahasa Malaysia, sila tekan 1. For English, press 2.

(Pressed 2)

PH: Selamat Pagi, ada apa-apa boleh bantu encik/cik?

A: Eh… I sangka I tekan untuk English…

PH: Ya encik/cik… How boleh I help awak?

A: ~~~

 

Case 2

(Ding dong~~ Satu Satu Sembilan Enam, kaunter dua~~)

SC: Good morning sir, how may I help you?

B: Ya… I want to get my Gen2 for 30k maintenance service

SC: Ok sir… Any other problems you wish our technician to rectify?

B: Definitely, the S4PH Campro 1.6 ah, low end torque sucks la… Got torque dip somemore (interrupted)

SC: Sir… It is the “STRONGEST” 1.6 engine you know… you shouldn’t complain much already

B: Ok then… And then oh, at the rear side of the car, when raining ah my back seats and boot space will get flooded.

SC: Oh sir, you see your car logo ah… Proton you know? It can move it can brake… Very good already

B: …

12 hours

For 12 hours… I have been staying in Bukit Tinggi, Klang…

I never expected that long either…

But then once in a time… It is ok to experience that long time in a place that I not familiar, and overnight.

Previously… It is only î Khai Phin who always stayed so far away from his home and overnight for crazy mahjong…

Now I guess… It is not that bad either…

One thing I can assure, KP’s driving style still same… Fast and Furious, King of KESAS probably…

Khai Phin says

He says… His eyes got problem… Everything around him is getting faster.

I just think for moment…

And just now when I driving around Sunway area…

At least, when those Subaru, Evo 8, and the white Skyline wrooom past me… I can’t even barely see car plate…

If it is his Civic EF, he would have chase up a bit and take a look…

Sometimes I just takut mati a bit in that case, I can’t drive so furious like him yet… Just that, his car… He got no time to do proper maintenance yet…

Welcome Back, Lotus Exige S

After 1 year of waiting…

Finally it is here…

Nothing much to happy about…

Because not mine…

And not for me to drive either…

And it will cause parking problems in the compound…

Only glad that a new car, and finally it is here…

Photos will be up soon in future post

Toyota Assist

Toyota Assist, just like those AAM out there, will help any Toyota owner should they need help in case of any breakdown of vehicles… But then, since we all know “Toyota is so reliable”, read the following examples to get an insight.

Case 1

A: Hello, Toyota Assist? Just now when I corner faster than usual ah, my car swayed aside and hit the divider le… I thought Toyota handling very good one? You see, even people’s Proton Persona can corner faster than me.

TA: Oh… Mr.A ah, when you corner that time ah, you seats and the suspension got any sound or not?

A: No wor…

TA: Then don’t complain so much la… Sway a bit only ma, hit ma hit la… Toyota so reliable, hit few times won’t die one.

 

Case 2

B: Harlo, Toyota Assist ah? My car Toyota just breakdown near the ~~(interrupted immediately)

TA: Don’t talk cock la… Toyota where will breakdown one… Don’t bullshit (hang up the phone)

B: …

 

Ideas courtesy of Lowyat.net

Myvi-min is studying

Finally… All sorts of test and presentation is done…

Now just left final exam… and then the starting of my nightmare semester 3.

It is like î Khai Phin already sitting in the car, waiting to rev and speed all the way, and then finally reach Klang again.

As for Myvi-min, I wish all the best hardworking effort for him, or maybe along with the “Live” Me Alone “Kimbara”?

Superweapon of the time

Command & Conquer Tiberian Dawn

1. GDI – Ion Cannon/Airstrike
2. Nod – Nuclear Missile

Command & Conquer Red Alert

1. Allies – Chronosphere/Atom Bomb
2. Soviet – Iron Curtain/Atom Bomb

Command & Conquer Tiberian Sun

1. GDI – Ion Cannon
2. Nod – Multi Cluster Missile/Chemical Missile

Command & Conquer Red Alert 2 + Yuri’s Revenge

1. Allies – Chronosphere/Lightning Storm
2. Soviet – Iron Curtain/Nuclear Missile
3. Yuri – Genetic Mutator/Psychic Dominator

Command & Conquer Generals + Zero Hour

1. USA – Particle Cannon
2. China – Nuclear Missile
3. GLA – SCUD Storm

Command & Conquer 3 Tiberium Wars

1. GDI – Ion Cannon
2. Nod – Nuclear Missile
3. Scrin – Rift

Command and Conquer Red Alert 3

1. Allies – Chronosphere/Proton Collider
2. Soviet – Iron Curtain/Vacuum Imploder
3. Rising Sun – Nano-swarm/Psionic Decimator